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WarioWare: Touched! (2004)

guidancerune:

“sex” literally isn’t real. “ohhh i just had sex” you “had” sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

ashstfu:

need a cup of coffee. an excellent therapist, some wiser older human to cry to. a poem that’ll have my neck between its teeth, a million dollars, to go somewhere far. to retreat, to overcome my fear of trying and of facing a blank page. etc, etc

serizawaliker:

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

viper-2-4:

bolivia-newton-john:

these are so much funnier when you remember that he always carried a gun on set

He what

exitwound:

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

sakebytheriver:

Tbh it’s kinda disappointing that there were two workplace sitcoms featuring talented diverse casts and really great writing out at the same time and somehow the beyond radical show about coworkers in a big boxstore that literally ended it’s first season with a walk out and a workers strike saying from the very beginning with its whole chest that you should unionize, break the rules to give moms maternity leave, protect undocumented immigrants, and so much more was way less popular on this website than the one about cops

farmlesbians:

it’s talking heads kermit friday